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This moose was used to roaming the northern tundra, the eagle liked to soar above the canyons, the camel liked the feel of sandy dunes under his padded feet and the panda bear felt mostly happy chewing on his bamboo in the foothills. They all found that something was missing though; it turns out grass is pretty bland, and catching mice is not all it’s cracked up to be, sand isn’t a good condiment and bamboo is very chewy.
Luckily, each of them had internet access and despite the long distances that separated them, soon they each received a bottle of de Mars’s Rooster Sauce in the mail! Grass grazing became a delicious spicy salad for the moose, the eagle was motivated to catch mice and gophers again since he knew they could be made much more palatable with 'Rooster Sauce', the camel could tolerate the crunch of sand in his food since the thick consistency and pleasant hot bite added just the right flavor and the panda bear got in the habit of dipping his bamboo into a dish of 'Rooster Sauce' and soon all the pandas tasted the unique sauce and decided to get some too. No matter where you are in the world, there are many of you who are looking for a new hot sauce, a different hot sauce, a healthy and safe (no scary preservatives) hot sauce and above all, a fun hot sauce! The Rooster Crew wants you to know that we can get our delicious de Mars’s Rooster Sauce to you no matter where you are – just order online!